fencing coach: how are your legs feeling after that workout?
me: sore
fencing coach: [[suddenly in a Russian accent]] Good. Make your thighs big as mother Russia. You know what they say about women with big thighs, yes?
me: [[also in a Russian accent]] Can crush head between legs like watermelon.
fencing coach:
fencing coach: [[still in a Russian accent]] You and I…we have very different fantasies
Another of those posts that hit my funny bone the right way, the sort that produce a laugh loud enough for @dduane to come see what caused it.
She looked at the post, laughed herself and said “You and I remember Budapest very differently,” then went back to the new “Big Meow” cover.
The one with Rhiow the Cat, Ith the Tyrannosaur and the Hollywood sign…
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