Cartoon brew summed it up. I’m glad to know that one woman but sad that so many others I know weren’t included.
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Saturday, January 31, 2015
Friday, January 23, 2015
Drink and draw prompt: draw your favorite fairy tale as a...
Drink and draw prompt: draw your favorite fairy tale as a Tarantino movie. It’s the one about the girl whose seven brothers were turned to swans and she has to sew shirts for them to turn them back, but she doesn’t finish the sleeve for the youngest one and he ends up as a man with a wing. I’m pleased with it since it’s the first drawing I’ve done in a while.
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This is what’s wrong with the world. What a jackass.
This is what’s wrong with the world. What a jackass.
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Thursday, January 22, 2015
"PALADIN: Are you sure you don’t want to be a good dog? There’s a tasty horse hoof for a good..."
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PALADIN: Are you sure you don’t want to be a good dog? There’s a tasty horse hoof for a good doggie!
GM: The dog looks at you like you’re an idiot.
PALADIN: Pfff, I’m used to that.
The thief uses Abashing Stab to try and hit him on the nose with a rolled up newspaper, and misses.
GM: …the dog is still not intimidated.
PALADIN: Fine, I’ll whip it out and pee on him.
DRUID: WTF!?!
GNOME: This is getting a little unsanitary.
PALADIN: We’re establishing dominance. You’re a druid, you should know about this sort of thing!
DRUID: What is this I don’t even…
PALADIN: Wait! I have holy water!
THIEF: Is that what we’re calling it these days?
DRUID: I cannot tweet fast enough for this.
GNOLL: Grrrrr!
PALADIN: If we swear that we won’t keep him for a pet and will give him up to a rescue, will you let us save him?
GM: For god’s sake! It’s Chaotic Evil! It’s a demon hound! It only accepts commands in Abyssal!
PALADIN: Dude, I speak Abyssal. You should have said.
PALADIN: (in Abyssal) Sit!
GM: …oh god, give me a Diplomacy roll, because that actually makes sense.
PALADIN: My 38 says he sits.
GM: …he sits.
PALADIN: (in Abyssal) Who’s a good doggie then?
GM: He looks at you like you’re an idiot. Again.
PALADIN: (in Abyssal) Who’s an evil but obedient doggie, then?
GM: ….you get a tiny tail wag.
PALADIN: (in Abyssal) Who wants a horse hoof for being a good evil doggie?
GM: *clutches head* ….Grrr.
PALADIN: (in Abyssal) Who wants the dripping heart of a cultist for being a good evil doggie?
GM: It’s a definite tail wag this time. I love you all. I mean that…
THIEF: (composes ad) Hellie had a rough start in life, but is looking for his Forever Home. Fence required. Does not get along with cats…
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Hellhound Rescue, pt 2
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I recognize this paladin.
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Wednesday, January 21, 2015
Saturday, January 17, 2015
Friday, January 16, 2015
darthfar: momochanners: *SCREAMS* I’ve never hit the ADD TO...
I’ve never hit the ADD TO CART button so fast!
Remember when LucasArts used to do adventure games with memorable characters, zany plots and hilarious dialogues?
I have great, great love for this game, and it’s awesome to see that they’ve done a remaster. HIGHLY RECOMMENDED for those of you who’ve never played it!
Eeee! Eee eeeeee!
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darthfar: momochanners: *SCREAMS* I’ve never hit the ADD TO...
I’ve never hit the ADD TO CART button so fast!
Remember when LucasArts used to do adventure games with memorable characters, zany plots and hilarious dialogues?
I have great, great love for this game, and it’s awesome to see that they’ve done a remaster. HIGHLY RECOMMENDED for those of you who’ve never played it!
Eeee! Eee eeeeee!
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mypersonalitymightbeillegal: mypersonalitymightbeillegal: MUSIC...
MUSIC PROBLEMS.
Every once in a while this post comes back in my notes….
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Thursday, January 15, 2015
The Boxtrolls is nominated for an Oscar! Tink knew it would...
The Boxtrolls is nominated for an Oscar! Tink knew it would happen.
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Tuesday, January 13, 2015
girlwithapurplescarf: gallifrey-feels: earthgirldonna: feferip...
Look, I made a gif of this most awesome wizard at the Leaky Cauldron!
DUDE IS READING ‘A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME’ BY STEPHEN HAWKING
I NEVER REALIZED
are you serious
I always assumed wizards just ignored science, because the fact that “magic” exists, can explain anything. But there are MuggleBorn wizards, ones who, until they were eleven, lived in the real world and learned science and things. Did they all just abandon that normal, muggle knowledge, like Harry did? It’s always been there, itching in the back of my mind.
FOUR FOR YOU SCIENCE WIZARD
YOU GO SCIENCE WIZARD
can we point out that he’s doing wandless magic too
like voldemort couldnt even do that shit
molly fuckin weasley couldnt fuckin do that
who are you
pretty sure this whole series has been about the wrong wizard guys
Plot Twist: He is able to do wandless magic because his comprehensive understanding of quantum physics means that he is the only wizard/witch to actually understand how magic works.
always reblog science wizard
always
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dduane: officialsmashmouth: this is the money cat. she only...
this is the money cat. she only shows up once every year. reblog the money cat to have your 2015 filled with money
Why not.
I’m pretty sure it’s the stripper cat.
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Tuesday, January 6, 2015
Thursday, January 1, 2015
baruchsbalthamos: creativewritingcat: But I would not oppose...
But I would not oppose the invention of a telepathic keyboard.
This is how it would go.
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