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RESOLUTION FOR @danie-dreams
The best things in life are not frozen peas, but frozen peas are still pretty good. Let’s not get down on frozen peas so much, they serve a purpose. Let’s instead focus on resolutions, and it’s resolved that you should make a festive yet functional suit of tin foil that can screen out the mind-control rays which are constantly beamed at us by hostile powers. Note that we said “suit,” and not “helmet.” Everyone thinks you need to make a tin-foil helmet, but that’s not true at all.
Happy New Year!
Well. I guess I know what I must do this year!
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